i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
“you’re like a son to me”
“dad, i am your son”
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA
YES I DO
NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU
I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION
CLOSE YOUR EYES
I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS
'TIL I'M INSIDE
OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE
WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME
seduce me with ur history knowledge
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet
"I’m full, do you want my dessert"
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have