westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

(Source: delvins, via landbeforeswag)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via fake-mermaid)

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via fake-mermaid)

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(Source: fingerblaster113, via cumfort)

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

(Source: zelo, via cumfort)

"All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same. -Marilyn Monroe"

duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

(via fake-mermaid)

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

(via wellshit-man)

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

(Source: elliecyrah, via cumfort)

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

(Source: reddlr-trees, via eunwalrus)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via cumfort)

cockprince:

real life animal crossing

(Source: weibo.com, via eunwalrus)

graceespooks:

the level at which rihanna doesnt give a fuck is so inspiring

(Source: graceebooks, via fake-mermaid)